Steve Blackman (Armchair Steve)

Steve was born of mixed parentage his Dad being male and his mum Female.
After going to school for what seemed the formative part of his early years, he took up guitar and has never looked forward since.
After a life in Rock and Roll he discovered he had an illegitimate son with a Romanian dancer named Olga

Nigel Bates

Nigel was found by Steve while searching for his illegitimate son in an orphanage in Romania.

Jean-Yves Testard (Housewives Favorite)

Jean-Yves was also discovered in the same orphanage in Romania, but was found by Steve in a cupboard with 2 Nurses.

Larry Tolfree

Larry was found by Steve running the Orphanage in Romania, where he spotted his drumming potential
by the rhythms he was beating out on the poor orphan children like Nigel.